I can only burp up to the letter "d"

I had all my windows down in my Mountaineer, this nice Tuesday morning, as I usually do after having Walter in the car. I hadn't pulled up to the left turn lane at the intersection, in time for it to turn green at the light change. There was a truck next to me, and when his light turned green, he remained stopped. I had just opened a can of diet Pepsi that I had left there from the day before. It was warmer than I had expected. I had just gulped a drink, and turned to see this truck stopped at a green light, and saw that the cute guy's attention was on me, not the light. His window was open, and just after I swallowed, I looked at him, pointed at his green light, and said "It's" then whoopsie! burped "greeeeen". Without breaking eye contact, he said with a smile "thanks!" He still hadn't moved, until he got honked at by the car behind him. He winked at me then drove on. Made my day.

My bulb bed

When my gardener asked me if it these were weeds , I told him don't be ranunculus, they're bulbs.

Walter loves getting brushed

Meet Walter. This handsome 78 pound doggie loves to RUN. He's quickly learning manners on the leash. We start private training sessions this Saturday.

low noise tape dispenser

No one has a cooler tape dispenser