Salad = mayonnaise

There's tuna salad, chicken salad, turkey salad, egg salad, but there's no beef salad. Why not? I think I would like that. Or bacon salad, now we're talking. It's not like any of these are actual salads, they're stuff mixed with mayonnaise.

And spinach dip isn't called spinach salad, since there is an actual salad that is made from spinach, whereas spinach dip would be very similar to any of the previous "salads" I mentioned above. Spinach dip is a dish that gives you spinach to chew on while you eat mayonnaise, which I have nothing against, but people fool themselves that they're eating healthy when they're not.